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Malicious Women Co My Dog & I Talk Sh*t About You 9oz Funny Candle | Scented Soy Candle Home Fragrance

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Malicious Women Co My Dog & I Talk Sh*t About You 9oz Funny Candle | Scented Soy Candle Home FragranceFunny Scented Candle My Dog & I Talk Sh*t About You Soy Wax Home Fragrance Candle NOTE: This product will be shipped separately if purchased with other brands. Thanks Bring humor and personality into your space with this bold funny scented candle from Malicious Women Co. Made with 100% organic soy wax, this premium soy wax candle delivers a clean, smooth burn while filling your home with rich and luxurious fragrance. Designed in a stylish amber jar,

Funny Scented Candle | My Dog & I Talk Sh*t About You Soy Wax Home Fragrance Candle

NOTE: This product will be shipped separately if purchased with other brands. Thanks


Bring humor and personality into your space with this bold funny scented candle from Malicious Women Co. Made with 100% organic soy wax, this premium soy wax candle delivers a clean, smooth burn while filling your home with rich and luxurious fragrance. Designed in a stylish amber jar, this home fragrance candle enhances any room including bedrooms, living rooms, or office spaces. With a wide variety of scents like Vanilla Crumbcake, Black Plum & Fig, and Oakmoss & Amber, this scented candle creates a cozy and inviting atmosphere.

This premium clean burning candle offers over 40 hours of burn time, making it a reliable long lasting candle for daily use. Crafted with toxin-free ingredients, it is a safe and eco friendly candle designed for indoor environments. Perfect for relaxation, humor, and home styling, this aromatherapy candle blends personality and comfort. It stands out as a unique luxury scented candle that adds both fragrance and attitude to your space.

Specifications

  • Lid: Black
  • Jar: Amber Glass
  • Burn Time: 40+ Hours
  • Wax Color: Natural (No Dye)
  • Wick: Cotton (Lead & Zinc Free)
  • Handmade: Hand Poured in USA
  • Scents: Multiple Premium Options
  • Product Type: Funny Scented Candle
  • Size: 9oz (2.75" Diameter x 3.5" Height)
  • Wax: 100% Organic Soy Wax (USA Grown)
  • Safety: Non-toxic, Paraben-Free, Phthalate-Free

Benefits & Uses:
✔ Safe and eco friendly candle for indoor use
✔ Clean burning, toxin-free candle experience
✔ Stylish home decor candle for modern spaces
✔ Relaxing aromatherapy candle for stress relief
✔ Funny design candle adds humor and personality
✔ Smooth-burning soy wax candle for everyday use
✔ Strong home fragrance candle scent for any room
✔ Long-lasting scented candle (40+ hours burn time)

Add humor, warmth, and fragrance to your home with this premium funny scented candle. Crafted from high-quality soy wax candle materials, it provides a clean, long-lasting burn with strong scent performance. This home fragrance candle is perfect for creating a cozy and stylish atmosphere in any space. Designed as a safe and eco friendly candle, it delivers comfort, personality, and relaxation while enhancing your home décor with bold and expressive charm.

No toxins, no parabens, no phthalates, just guilt-free glow. We pair it with all-cotton, zinc and lead-free wicks and premium fragrance oils for a burn that’s clean, safe, and smells incredible from first light to last flicker. And because we actually give a damn, every bit comes from renewable sources.

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Beccaroo
Alexandria, US
★★★★★ 4
Fluffy and Nice Omegaverse
Format: Kindle
… this would have made 5 stars but for 2 reasons. A.) there were quite a few typos; misspelled words, missing quotations, “the his” mistakes, and various signs that maybe a proofread would do good. B.) the writing was quite textbook. Late blooming omega is struggling with her new self, finds a absurdly wealthy pack of alphas, every thing is almost insta-love but she resists, then decides to love herself and let everyone be happy. Rian was my favourite (obviously the author’s favourite too because he got the most page time) but I wish we could see more of his CEO side? He went to work maybe ONCE the entire time. Gray was supposed to be the “growly one” but he turned out to be puppy dog. Lucas was a genius brainiac doctor - but also super alpha with an aggressive hindbrain with a breeding k*nk?? And then there was no actual “breeding”?? Spice 3/5 - normally omegaverse books are super high on messy smut but this was tamer. Romance 3/5 - insta-love that was then resisted because of personal hangup’s Plot 2/5 - weird paced head hopping, showing the same scene from different POV’s that made me feel like it was 2 steps backward, 1 step forward. Humour 4/5 - there were a dozen lines that genuinely made me chuckle out loud Would have been five stars but the lack of proofreading and the predictable plot made me unable to get up to ADORED IT level - four stars is still and official ENJOYED IT, y’all. This isn’t a bad rating. The “Club Heat” has intriguing possibilities so I’m going to give the second one a shot.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 31, 2023
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Ashley Morgan
San Leandro, US
★★★★★ 5
ABSOLUTELY A MUST for Omegaverse Girls!!!
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE Jillian West and her books!!! I’m so happy I already bought book two and now I have to buy the others for the Assurance Security series!! Not gonna lie Val kind of annoyed me at the beginning but she grew on me!! Her men are chef’s kisses!!! Holt annoys me some but I can let it slide. I already bought part two so I’m going to be reading that in between work phone calls!!!! DON’T TELL MY BOSS 😂😂😂😂
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Reviewed in the United States on September 30, 2025
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Carmen Alicea
Dallas, US
★★★★★ 4
Baby bumps and bodyguards
Format: Kindle
Dark, emotional, and unexpectedly tender, Not Ready is an omegaverse romance that delivers found family feels, fierce protectiveness, and a very pregnant heroine who refuses to break. Vale’s on the run from a stalker, but lands in the arms of three private security alphas, cue the swoony tension, fake marriage twist, and slow-burn heat. It’s a little gritty, a little soft, and a whole lot addictive. If you love protective alphas, high stakes, and heroines with quiet strength, this one’s a must-read.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 18, 2025
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Shianne Whipple
Pawtucket, US
★★★★★ 5
Strong Omegaverse Comfort and a Attention Grabbing Plot
Format: Kindle
Jillian West never misses when it comes to Omegaverse, and Not Ready is no exception. This story was the perfect blend of cozy comfort and emotional depth while still delivering a strong plot. Vale is such a powerful heroine, she is strong, capable, and determined but I love that she still allows her pack to love and take care of her. It’s that balance of independence and vulnerability that makes her so relatable. The relationship dynamics were amazing: Bishop is steadfast and completely head over heels, Mercy is skeptical but protective in his own way, and Holt is the hesitant one whose slow fall is so satisfying to watch unfold. The romance hits that sweet spot between insta-love and cautious build, keeping me hooked the entire way through. And that ending. Oh my god, the cliffhanger! I need the next book in this duet immediately.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 28, 2025
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NLB
Louisville, US
★★★★★ 5
Interesting
Format: Kindle
So I will say I enjoyed the story, for sure had its moments where it dragged but it was a great story. I really liked that omegas picked their alphas/make the pack. Normally the Alphas make it and the omega fits in with them which is great but I enjoyed this new version where all the power basically went to the omega. It was a nice change of pace. I can admit some of the weird bedroom stuff with her being pregnant was odd, it’s really not hard to do stuff when pregnant (I know I’ve had two and it’s normal and even encouraged at the end especially if you want the baby out). But I like the story as a whole and will read the second, I do hope the next one isn’t dragged bc it stopped being action or tense after she met her alphas and I don’t think it was brought up or properly done when they tried to do it. More sweet after she left.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 11, 2024

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