Pay in installments of $4.00 with
,
and
Shipping Estimate
USA
- USA
- CAN
- USA
- CAN
Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Jul 19 - Jul 24
Promo Codes Available:
For Your Every Summer RSVP, with Code: SUMMER15
Description
Funny Bathroom Hand Towel - "Get Naked Just Kidding This is a Half Bath"This towel is judging your life choices. If you've ever had a guest make things weird in your tiny bathroom, this is the hand towel for you. Designed for the half bath or powder room that needs clear, sassy boundaries, this towel ensures your guests know exactly what kind of nudity is *not* permitted. It's the perfect humorous accessory to ensure your house rules are observed. Half Bath Protocol Specs: Flour Sack 28 x 29: light, crisp, and ready for
This towel is judging your life choices.
If you've ever had a guest make things weird in your tiny bathroom, this is the hand towel for you. Designed for the half bath or powder room that needs clear, sassy boundaries, this towel ensures your guests know exactly what kind of nudity is *not* permitted. It's the perfect humorous accessory to ensure your house rules are observed.
Half-Bath Protocol Specs:
• Flour Sack – 28” x 29”: light, crisp, and ready for guests
• Waffle Weave – 15” x 26”: textured and highly absorbent
• Terrycloth – 16” x 30”: soft, absorbent, and judgment-free
Rules Enforcement Notice:
• Other towel colors available—requests welcome (just like rule breakers)
• Sizes are approximate (like the amount of time you spend in there)
• Wash before use (no one wants to make it weird)
• Polyester thread resists bleach (holds up to scrutiny)
• Made to order, no two are exactly alike (but the rules apply to everyone)
• Customizations may have an additional charge (to make it even weirder)
Keep your powder room civil and check out RivetingCrafts.com for more sassy home décor and be sure to follow Riveting Crafts on Facebook for sneak peeks, special offers, and all things gloriously made and rule-abiding.
Shipping Notes
- Free Standard Shipping on $100+ Orders to the USA.
- Except Preorder products are shipped in 48 hours.
- Delivery to the USA:
- Standard Shipping : 3-10 business days
- If time is of the essence, please consider selecting expedited delivery for faster service.
Exchange/Return Notes
- We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
- Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
- To process your return/exchange, please contact us at [email protected]
- Please click here for more details>>> Return & Exchange Policy